Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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