Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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