I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i believe in u and ur pee
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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