I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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