just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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