what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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