I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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