no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I supernannyed him into submission
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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