So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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