what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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