Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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