omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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