I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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