the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My feet surprised me
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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