I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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