Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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