forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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