3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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