Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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