Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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