i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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