Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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