I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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