So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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