3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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