Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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