My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
How's work?
Spinning.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
