i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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