Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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