it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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