Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
