I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
