now i know why i became what i already was.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just gargled with NyQuil
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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