I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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