Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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