5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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