Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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