hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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