Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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