I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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