Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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