brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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