p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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