Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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