So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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