It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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