Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I forgot wine drunk hurts
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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