Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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