i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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