I just cut my nipple shaving
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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