i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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