Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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