You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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