I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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