it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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